Never Forget: Shlock Rock

(From left to right)

Hey, moustache guy, are you Rainn Wilson dressed up as a 1970's detective?

Yo, bright shirt guy, the Belgian flag wants its colors back.

Blazer dude, what are you supposed to be, some kinda comedian?

Hey leather jacket guy, Dracula called, he wants his face back. Oh, and you wouldn't look like the Fonz even if you were hanging ten from a motorcycle over a pool of live sharks.

Necktie guy, shouldn't you be back on the set of Short Circuit, oiling up Johnny 5?

Smiley guy, I guess this settles the question of what Bob Costas was really doing in the 80's.

Who are these sons of bitches, you ask? They're Shlock Rock.

Reggae, metal, motown, rap, they do it all. And their lyrics reinforce positive Jewish identity! The tape I had as a kid was called Lenny and the Schlockers. Get it? Like Benny and the Jets.

Listen to it here. If you want to celebrate their entire catalogue, we can arrange that as well.

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