Mamzer of the Day: Tom Daschle

No, it's not his tax evasion that bothers me. I've never heard of a tax that I wanted to pay so it's hard not to sympathize with him. Tom Daschle wins Mamzer of the Day because of his circular red glasses.

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Red? Really? I give him credit for his chutzpah, but the whole Andy Warhol thing does not work for him. The shape is also problematic. Where have we seen this before?

Peter Griffin, Family Guy

For the few you still unaware, my glasses are made of bubinga and tanganika woods. The organic materials cultivate a natural look; subtle earth tones complement my auburn hair and hazel eyes. A light horn or tortoise shell frame would be more flattering for the former senator. Alternatively, he could opt for silver wire rim if he's trying to pull off more of a downtown look.